Fall Connoisseur Mugs

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Snow flake

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Belief and Trust.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

People of the Fall

Moliere

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

Bleak House

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"