Fake Pet Enthusiasts Prints

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Hell No Kitty

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Take us to your lead.'

"Does he byte?"

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"Alternative lifestyle."

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Cat trapping a dog in a car window.

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

"Not in front of the crew!"

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"