Faithful Tackle Pillows

Priest with Christian symbol

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

Input From The Front Office

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

American Football.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"The buck really stops with him."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Before instant replay.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The church of our lady of wall street.

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Pope Francis

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Decisions a Pope makes