Faithful Tackle Pillows

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

Input From The Front Office

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

American Football.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Before instant replay.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes