Faithful Organizer Pillows

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Collective Psyche

Pearly King and Queen

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Before the riots/after the riots

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Hold me!'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

recycling

Impotent Democracy

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Categories are the key to organizing.