Faithful Organizer Pillows

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Worker ant's To Do list.

Collective Psyche

Pearly King and Queen

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Before the riots/after the riots

social services cuts

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Human Rights for All

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

recycling

'Hold me!'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.