Faithful Musings Pillows

"If your faith is so strong, why did you rush to the E.R. instead of your church?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Hallelujah!"

Jesus wept

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Honk if you're holy.

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Pray for peace... or war.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

Thomas Aquinas

Second to Nun

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

'More options!'

At home with the Pope.

Growing Churches

'Born again bees

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'