Faithful Jokester Prints

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Some people are calling you a false prophet.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

'Bless me, Father - I'm a father.'

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

'No, he DOESN'T do penis enlargements!'

'What do you mean, your church didn't give you a password?'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I imagine the men who wrote the Bible giggled every time they wrote 'I am the lord'."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Merry Christmas"

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Lesbians for Christ

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Men dancing

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Leaving cards.