Faithful Fun-seekers Mugs

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

Clown on bike.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Late Bloomers

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Cheesus

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'