Faithful Fun-lover Gifts

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

How's my sermon. . .

Angels buying bleach.

In his youth, Jesus worked as a scarecrow, although he wasn't very good at it.

'Why people become Christians'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'They always call it 'Noah's flood,' like it was my fault or something!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

On holiday.

Clown on bike.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Swinging

Balloon Kids

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

Karataoke

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Peel poker.

Cats at private view

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."