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'Teaching us Creationism is one thing, but making us build an ark in Design & Technology is a bit much.'

Rocking horse

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"First snowman?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Building Blocks.

Building giant sand pies.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Church Restoration Fund.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Clear construction agreements are important.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Power and the Glory tools

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

'Library built out of books.'

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

I.M. sPEIder

'Well, he's back from tech support.'