Faith Fixture Fan Prints

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

The Da Vinci Cod

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Easter bunny Island.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Knight Supplies

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

Thomas Wyatt

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

'Hot enough for ya?'