Faith Fixture Fan Prints

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The Da Vinci Cod

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Easter bunny Island.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Knight Supplies

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Thomas Wyatt

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'Hot enough for ya?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe