Faith And Sexuality Thinker Mugs

'Straight pastor or gay pastor section?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

reincarnated worm...

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Tiny Visions

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Father

Drive-thru Church

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Nun Binning the Devil

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Please help me up."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"