Fairytale Fan In Disguise Pillows

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

A Fairytale Update

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Here be dragons.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Paranormal A-Z...

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."