Fairy Tale Humorists Mugs

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Here we are."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

"But wait, there's more."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"Yes, eating fish is good for your health, but eating your doctor would not be!"

'I have scarcely closed my eyes, sire! Heaven know what's in this bed!'

Born Cynical,,,,

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

Little Red Riding Hood

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Fairy Tale Gone Wrong

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."