Fairy Tale Feminist Mugs

'Cinderella, The Truth.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

A Fairytale Update

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Women's Martial Arts Center

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Puss in cement boots"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'