Fairtrade Food Gifts

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Steamed vegetables."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

One Dollar, One Vote

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Green Coffee

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"You just HAD to order the free range chicken, didn't you?"

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

"Butcher!"

'I hear they're getting five bucks for a box of Rice Krispies.'

Vegetarian Society "In the wake of all these health scares we've changed our message somewhat."

Cat Food Not Tested On Animals

World Hunger Bureaucracy.

No cows were harmed in the making of this beefburger.

'I've moved from being vegetarian to a dairy free Paleo diet...'

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

"I don't know what it is, but I think you can sleep well knowing it's locally grown."

Thinking of Hunger

"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."

Coffee Cartoon - Fair Trade