Fairtrade Food Gifts

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Steamed vegetables."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Green Coffee

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"You just HAD to order the free range chicken, didn't you?"

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

"Butcher!"

Cat Food Not Tested On Animals

Vegetarian Society "In the wake of all these health scares we've changed our message somewhat."

World Hunger Bureaucracy.

No cows were harmed in the making of this beefburger.

Thinking of Hunger

"I don't know what it is, but I think you can sleep well knowing it's locally grown."

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

'I've moved from being vegetarian to a dairy free Paleo diet...'

"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."

Coffee Cartoon - Fair Trade

"Oh, and they found metal fragments in our chicken wings again. We're altering the label to say they're now higher in iron."