Fairgrounds Gifts

The M.R.I. of Love

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Made in Sweden.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

'And don't do that, or that, or that, or that, or that, or that...'

"Is there anybody there?"

"The target, Lady - aim at the target!"

Dunk Hunt

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"I only rig it for them to win the big prize when I hate the dad."

'Wrong button!'

'Not bad, but the train journey here was better.'

Carousel Man Watching Horse Racing On TV

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

Cattle shy

'MY mother - but I thought she was YOURS!'

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

'Tunnel of Love' leading to the 'Abyss of Marriage'.

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Guess Your Weight And Online Banking Password.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

Pirate at a fairground.

Tunnel of Dove.

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

'First of all - it's a birthmark!'

A fairground attraction

The tunnel of head injury

"Two ride limit, Mr. President."

Great Attraction - Derby Racecourse.

Southwark Fair.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"