Fair Work Champion Gifts

The International and May Day Terrorism

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Executive pay.

"What? We owe our big profits to our motivated workforce and not our shareholders? Why wasn't I told this??"

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Amazon Strike

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

"So I guess it comes down to whether it's you or me, and I guess it's me."

"The man I marry is gonna make lots of money!"

Equal Opportunities: 'Sure I am -- I'm a minority of one!'

Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions and what the point of membership was."

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

"I'd like to speak to you about an unfair labor practices complaint."

'Will work for union scale.'

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'

Municipal employee strike. Hang on boys. As soon as the stench reaches City Hall, they'll negotiate in good faith.

Stop Sexual Exploitation At Work!

'All the indications are that todays graduates are far more aware of the value in the market place.'

Computer causes a strike.