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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

Minimum wage.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

The struggle for a decent payment.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

Minnesota State Fair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Executive pay.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"I can start you on minimal wage."

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."