Fair Play Fan T-Shirts

'oh, c'mon there lads, we don't want to win by questionable tactics!'

"Is there one for sportsmanship?"

"Who? Me?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Stop with racism in sport!

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

CCTV

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Minnesota State Fair.

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."