Fair Play Defender T-Shirts

'Oy! I saw that!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Stop with racism in sport!

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

CCTV

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Center for anti-discrimination.

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Electoral College Football

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

"You're right. It's not a level playing field."

Football foul (red card).

Dodging doping

Because the bowler had his back turned the umpire couldn't be sure the ball was being tampered with.