Fair Labor Advocate Gifts

"I'd like to speak to you about an unfair labor practices complaint."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

It's a dogs life

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

The weight the justice.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

NDAs for non VIPs

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

Wage Slavery

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Pennybags Monster

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'