Fad Diet Explorer Prints

So this 'flamingo'diet, does it work?

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Shash the turnip with a rock until pulpy and then heat in the nearest volcano."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'..May the best diet win.'

'Time to decide what diet we're going on this week.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"I bought these revolutionary new weight-loss pills...you take one a day - to the gym!"

"How's the banana diet coming along?"

All Natural Nothing

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Cardiac day patients?"

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

The cake diet.

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

101 Placenta Recipes

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

The Sprats

"Come out of your shell and let's taco 'bout your diet."