Fad Diet Adventurer Prints

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

All Natural Nothing

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Odd Spas

The First Vegetarians.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

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"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

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Obese Hansel and Grettle

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

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"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"