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'I knew I had him hooked when he started taking me to factory outlets.'

Gadget geek.

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Nuclear energy.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Wrong end of extension cord.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"And what do you do. . ?"

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

Grade 'A' Grass.

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

"It must be his beeper."

Workers constructing barcodes

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

Sugar production

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

'Power! Give me more power!'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

The Mighty Hoover Dam.