Factory Floor Hero Pillows

'Are you kidding? You're too valuable on our assembly line to move you up to supervisor!'

Union Leaders and Fatcats

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Non-Drip ?

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Covid and Restarting School

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"