Factory Critiquer T-Shirts

Muscle Steroids.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Polluted geese

"You know, there are other emojis."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Sick Exhibitionist

The boss said he could never replace me with a computer? That's right --- because computers sometimes experience power surges.

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Acme Coffee Co.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Rose colored glasses.

'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Flowers of Pollution

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

Think - But not too much.

'We're de-salting water?'

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

Factory Smoke

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?