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"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Roads with a view.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Muscle Steroids.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'

If they didn't show commercials, people would not know what to buy.

'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

Grade 'A' Grass.

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'