Facing A Challenge Pillows

'I'll have to get back to you with an answer for you question, my son.'

"You can do it!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Courage. Love.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Tic-tac-toe

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Business Sisyphus

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Sinking sales

Happy Days are here again

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Covid Juggling

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Discomfort zone.

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"Sorry, Dad."

PEP TALKS!

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

Life gives you lemons

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say we're pursuing bankruptcy. It's more like bankruptcy is pursuing us."

Covid Winter

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."