Facial Hair Fanatic Prints

"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."

30 Days Has Movember

Beard, socks and sandals.

Distinguished Goat

Beards and Facial Piercings

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

This year we all got beards!

"It's from the United Nations - They say your beard is out of compliance."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Here, have one on me."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Artist using his beard as a paintbrush.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'I ain't grinnin' at you, stranger- it's this damn moustache!'

'last night she spat in my face. My mustache caught alight.'

A man with long beard is looking at Beard Monthly magazine which has a long centerfold featuring a long beard.

"She has your soul patch."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Beard in the Stone

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'