Facial Expression Experimenter Mugs

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Medical Cabinet

An English and French student converse.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

When mimes make an appointment...

Trendy Drink

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"...You've only invented a flavour that consists entirely of adjectives."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

"I don't know if it was the peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich or the pickle milkshake I had for lunch!"

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

Food Uncertainty

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"Eureka the natural flavour we've been looking for."