Face-to-face Chat Enthusiast Prints

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'Fill 'er up!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Actually, I'd love to work on Mars, but it's a hell of a commute."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Testimonial from cyberspace.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

We've agreed - no laptops.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'This is my chat room.'

"I look at a man's hands. If he has long fingers it usually means he has long toes."

Airport Literature

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."