Eyebrow Expert Prints

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Bird watching in Bolivia

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

In and out trays for ironing.

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'About this new eye test card you're designing.'

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

Eyebrow Fashion Tips

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

You should have come in sooner.

Eye Test with Myopic Optician