Eye Spy Specialist Mugs

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I spy with my little eye…"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

Milkin' Impossible

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'