Eye Chart Whiz Prints

"Eagle Eye" Eddie would often ace his eye exams from the waiting room.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Examinations.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'What would you prefer to see first, Minister, the actual figures, or the gloss we've put on the figures?'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Mice taking lessons.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

It's academic

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

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