Extrovert In Recovery T-Shirts

It's so nice to be out – The last couple of years really turned us into a couple of homebodies.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Mind if I join you?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Ouija Bored

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Walter The Sea Monster

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"What A Party."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

Diversions at the Pub

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

"Hey! Pipe down over there! Can't you read the subtitle?"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.