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Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

Walter The Sea Monster

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"What A Party."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Three Bland Mice

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Diversions at the Pub

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Well look who decided to show up."

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"