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"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

What else is there to wish for?

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

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Drinking Companions

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Man with a Plan

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"What A Party."

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Artist painting his brush instead of model.

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Diversions at the Pub

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

Post-Pandemic Party

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."