Extroversion Pillows

Extrovert/Introvert.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I tried victimless crime, but I'm a people person."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Social Butterfly

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Mind if I join you?'

Niche Extracurriculars

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"