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'Would you like to learn the secret of extreme swinging?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Swing dancers.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

EU

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Control and Out of Control Group

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"I Win!!!"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Date night again already?"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

The Sports Fanatic

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

Trump vs Biden

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."