Extreme Food Enthusiast Mugs

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'It's an acquired taste!'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Intolerant Chef

'How's the egg?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

'I think you've just invented a mysterious fifth food group.'

People ordering 4 types of Negroni in a restaurant.

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

The Grenade Nut Cracker.

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

"Oooh Darling....I hear this place comes highly recommended!!"

Brain Pasta

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'