Extravagant Architecture Admirers Pillows

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Bankside

Blok drives by New York City.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

The TROU of the Baroque

Under New Mismanagement

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Shoe house.

New around here?

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

The Lesser Pyramids

Baroque

All British Space Mission

"We have some architects in our colony."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'I got a government grant to convert it back into a workhouse for the unemployed.'

"Experience!"