Extraterrestrial Life Mugs

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

'This planet is great! - He says we qualify for affirmative action!'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Be prepared to encounter cultural references that we're just not going to get."

"Do you ever wonder if there's life on Mars?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'If you can hear this you have been abducted.'

"Uh-oh."

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

'We came as soon as we got your message -- take us to Maxwell Smart.'

Greetings earthling.

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Human Cull: People who don't know the correct answer, but still try to correct you.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Water divining Mars

"It's a very unusual virus. Have you ever been on Mars?"

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

"The good news is that we contacted Alpha Centauri. The bad news is they're all telemarketers!"

Cat scratch fever

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

'Our race comes in peace, apart from him, that is.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"

"The 50 most influential UFOs in history"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Priest And Aliens

Other than the countless probings, how would you rate your stay with us?

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Martian restaurant and take away