Extraterrestrial Life Aficionado Mugs

Aliens on another planet.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"