Extinction Emissary Pillows

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

65 Million Years Ago

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Bio-obsolescence

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

The Last Mosquito

'It looks like our time is up.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"Just you wait!"

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

Carbon footprint

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."