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"Absolute bummer of a day. . . have you ever tried getting life insurance when you're supposed to be extinct?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

The Destruction of the Environment

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

Save the river.

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Hope...

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

The last bird in the last wood...

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'