Extinct Animal Advocate Mugs

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"I have no thumbs."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

dog vs UFO...

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.