Endangered Animal Advocate Mugs

"Taking the effort to save the star speckeld butterfly pretty seriously."

"If these things are supposed to be aphrodisiacs, how come we're not seeing a little more action?"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Support group for sheep.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"I have no thumbs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Be kind"

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'