Expressive Individualist T-Shirts

'I found this crazy American in the street, singing and dancing in the rain.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

'You're no Pollock.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Quiet Quitting

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The Greatest Mime in the World

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'