Expressive Individualist T-Shirts

'I found this crazy American in the street, singing and dancing in the rain.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

Rodin's THE FEELER

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Dare to be different.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Mime father in the delivery room.

'You're no Pollock.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"I beg to differ."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

'What's wrong with you?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'