Expressive Emoter T-Shirts

Still smoking section

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Respectfully yours, EJK...followed by an appropriate emoticon.'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Laughing till you cry

"Oh George. My heart."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

Daniel Chester French

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

Interpretive Cheering

Sad Eyes Street Art

'How much longer.'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

He had never realized that interpretive dance was a dangerous occupation until he had a heart attack and no one reacted.

Dancing with your hands up

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

Mimes' protesting

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

"You're great at expressing your emotions. What you're bottling up now is job skills."

My little brother's a child of many moods, and judging from his appearance, also many flavors.

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

Clown hides behind mask

"No, no, sweetheart—you stay and have a good time … I’m fine here burning you in effigy."

Freddie stretches..and falls over. His mom asks, 'What you doing?' Freddie answers, 'I want to show you how much I love you, but my arms aren't long enough!'