Expressionistic Crafters Gifts

It had sounded so good, a class where you get to make a cast of your own face.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Mime Baby

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'Say when.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

A writer of the sea.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'

Daniel Chester French

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"He doesn't hunt. He doesn't gather. All he does is draw."