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'When they absolutely must be in love by tomorrow.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Dialogue

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Sushi Train Set.

Who are you?

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Censorship.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Cupid

Dreaming of Love

A couple holding hands