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'When they absolutely must be in love by tomorrow.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Dialogue

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Who are you?

Whale Romance

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

You make me want to be a better bum.

Sushi Train Set.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Cupid

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Dreaming of Love